Soft-Sides of '04

Well, I was thinking, and I said, why not come up with a list of some of the town criers of 2004? So, I am.... Enjoy!

Coming in at number 3 is........
Emerson.... remember when he flicked a paper pellet at some guy and he came in a beat Emerson up........... he looked like he had pink eye for the rest of the day. That will give you something to think about everytime you tink seh yu a bad man.

Striding in at number 2 is.....
Jason........remember when he was reading his not-so-good-story of the good samaratin? In the dialogue....
Mr.Alcock : Ok, let me see the paper.
Jason : *cocks up self* NO, sir.
Mr.Alcock : *sternly* Give me the paper.
Jason : *stubbornly, whinily* Nooooo, sir!
Mr. Alcock : JaSoN, gIvE mE ThE PaPeR!
Jason : Noooooo, sir.
Mr. Alcock : JASON, GIVE ME THE BLINKIN' PAPER BOY!!!!!
(ok, I dramatized a bit......you get the point)
Anyhow, back to our saga....
*Jason reluctantly hands sir the paper*
*Sir reads it through*
*Sir gets up*
Mr.Alcock: There are some words that children should not use......etc.
*Jason fights back tears*

And the moment you've all been waiting for.... #1 position....the town crier of '04 is!!!
Darve Robinson with Homework saga....

Here's the story - in simple terms, i think that Darve gave Kaydene an extra copy of his I.T. homework.....he made a sad mistake. In Mr. Baker's class of all classes. Mr.B finds out what he did.
MB : You know this is serious etc.
Darve was bawling and making up all kinds of faces...did i mention he was BAWLING! Bwoy sah, you have not seen criing until you seee Darve.......rotfl...anyhoo While all this was happening where was Kaydene you might say? Simple, rolling her eyes and not crying.......in the end Darve got away with a bluff detention... so it all worked out....

K.I.R.
-> Alisa