Earlier today, 1-4 was seen being creamed into Cool Whip by the chaeting, lying members of 1-6. With the loss of Melissa, the best runner in our class - yes, were that sad. We suffered deeply...and painfully...v.ery painfully. Reportedly, Melissa was seen slamming herself into a brick wall, the icing on your stupididity cake Melissa - I mean, which idiot slams herself into a friggin wall and expects to live to write about it, oh did I tell you she broke the hand that she writes with? Yeah. That will slow her down a bit. And maybe improve her penmanship. I wonder if she'll come to school with a bright orange apple laptop, and you'll see her pecking away with her left hand. Or she'll get better and be able to write. Anyhow get better soon Melissa :)
Now, about our crucial defeat. In the first event , the Circle Relays we started with the swift, Rochelle, she gave us just about as much of a lead as Mrs. Fairweather herself. Anyhow we ended two people behind and running like we were running from the Devil and his pitch fork while that were sitting on the grass roasting marshmallows. Then Mrs. gave us a second taste, oh but this time, we got Tara! whoppie for us. Still we lost..again....for the second time in a row.
In the next event, maybe we'ed have more luck .......that was the saddest mistake we ever made.It was a friggin relay, but twice as long, they put little miss Barbie doll, "Oh, I broke my ankle!" to stand up, while she stood up, she was shouting all kinds of optomistic phrases, that noone wanted to hear. We pretty much won that one by default 'cause Rachel of 1-6 couldn't quite comprehend the word "Stoop at the back of the line when your finished!" But hey, You don't see me complaning do you?
Later on, in the final event, another relay, the same as before, it was better, but we still didn't win. We were in the leadabout one lap in front when Nichola and her slow self failed the task of running properly. Even though she looks like a sprinter, looks can be very decieving. So, little Miss Tuffet number one used up all of the lead and more, she put us half way behind..........a few more spriinters went by, but still the same, until, guess who finally popped out of the shell- no-one would have guessed that Monique regained the lead (props). " I don't know what she did, if it was just the line up or what, but she hauled ass , did what she had to do and made it" Sadly the lead was again taken away by Sherraine Phillips whom we could have all died and come back and she would still be in the same place and we lost.
Over all, it was a good game and it doesn't matter who wins or loses, it was just a game. Yeah right. Were gonna crucify your sorry asses 1-6.! Wait and see!!
K.I.R
-> Alisa
P.S. Melissa is a nice person. Anime is good for you. Hiei is cute. And if anyone sees her, tell her I wrote it the way she said to.
